omegle

[chef. lack]

i love it sometimes. it's pretty old, but people crack me up on it. u guys should hit up some drunken converstations like i just did, and throw em up.

plus im shhhhhhhawaSTED dinios right now

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: i'm white
You: is that a problem
Stranger: no
You: k good
Stranger: i'm yellow
You: the last guy was very muslimish
Stranger: is that a problem?
You: no
Stranger: k good
You: so
You: u wanna mix yellow and white and get a whitish tint of yellow?
Stranger: that could be interesting
You: thats like mixing brown and black and still getting a nigger out of the deal
You: yet, we'd still get an asian out of the deal
You: that really wants to be white
You: yeah?
Stranger: so either way
Stranger: maybe he'll be a CEO of something
Stranger: and successful
Stranger: and marry a hot bitch
You: hot as in like
You: posh spice
You: or scary spice (aka black spice)
Stranger: posh
Stranger: most definitely
You: i wouldnt buy scary spice a 10,000 vibrator
You: i'd buy you one tho
Stranger: i don't think i'd put it to very good use
Stranger: considering i have a cawk
You: yeah, but all asians are pretty gay
You: or "yellows' if that's what u would prefer
Stranger: yeah true
Stranger: nah
Stranger: it's whatever
You: are u vietnamese?
Stranger: no
You: i like cat a lot better than rabbit
You: specially better than dog
Stranger: i like rabbit
You: what's your favorite protein to cook with?
Stranger: dog isn't really my taste
Stranger: fish
You: rabbits dont really like rice fields tho
You: they prefer meadows
Stranger: and bushes
Stranger: they're always in my bushes
You: like your mothers?
Stranger: nah
You: i understand that
Stranger: her's didn't have rabbits
You: beastiality runs rampant in the middle east
You: i think you mean hers has rabbidds**
You: rabid animals
You: means they have rabie
You: rabies***
You: idk what she tells u
You: how old r u
Stranger: she tells me lots of things
Stranger: 14
You: really?
You: 13/f/cali here
Stranger: weird
You: i'll swim halfway if u meet me halfway
You: what coordinates would work for u?
Stranger: you wouldnt just get on a boat?
You: u think my dad will let me take a boat?
You: t-payne rents that shit out
Stranger: t-payne is from tallahassee
Stranger: i went to school there
You: take the boat**
You: vietnamahassee?
You: never heard of it
You: is that in korea?
Stranger: no
Stranger: florida
You: you're yellow/green right
Stranger: dumbass
Stranger: god white people are stupid
You: never herad of a vietnamahasse if florida
You: i've heard of tallahasse florida tho
You: in* florida
You: oh my spelling is poor
Stranger: very
You: u wanna face fuck me or what
Stranger: you should get a new hobbie
Stranger: kinda
You: k
Stranger: but not really
Stranger: cuz you're really a 30 year old fatass
You: so pretty much all yellow and green people are gay
You: no, actually i'm not
You: 13/f/cali/~~~~HORNY
Stranger: so fucking believable
You: 12/f/cali~~~VIRGIN
You: what does your yellow ass want to do w/ one of our white daughters
Stranger: even more believable
You: get the fuck out of america
Stranger: fuck them
Stranger: you're 12 and a virgin and yu have a daughter?
Stranger: wow
You: we rape the shit outta them "brown" girls as we like to call them
Stranger: mexicans
You: naw, mesicans are more yellow then u asians
Stranger: they're really loose
Stranger: and smell bad
Stranger: like
Stranger: really fucking bad
You: yeah i dont like em either
Stranger: kinda like white pussy
Stranger: gahhh
You: naw, white girls afford decent soap
You: like dove and shit
Stranger: meh it's not a question of that
Stranger: it's genetic
You: nice, white, smooth, clean, not yellow, crusty, never been fucked by a decent dick, poor "yellow" girls
You: sucks they never see anything more than 5 inches long
Stranger: crusty?
Stranger: that's disgusting
Stranger: what pussies have you ever seen
You: yeah, u're girls are fucked up
You: fucking pictures of them yellow girls is what i've seen
You: can u not read?
You: this too much ingles?
Stranger: can you not type?
You: are u really mexican?
Stranger: wat
You: can u not read
You: illiterate peice of shit
Stranger: HAHA white people are so stupid
Stranger: like seriously
You: You: naw, white girls afford decent soap
You: like dove and shit
You: You: nice, white, smooth, clean, not yellow, crusty, never been fucked by a decent dick, poor "yellow" girls
You: sucks they never see anything more than 5 inches long
Stranger: white girls give the SHITTIEST head ever
You: yellow girls have never felt what a real dick feels like
You: that's all they can appreciate is a blow job
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oh hey most of my friends are other ethnicities, i am by no way racist in anyway. i'm actually the minority in my neighborhood, it's just all good drunken fun

[chef. lack]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: hey
You: what's up
Stranger: bored
Stranger: nada
Stranger: u?
You: sorry the tv was really loud
You: very bored myself
Stranger: i see
Stranger: mind if i ask asl?
Stranger: or is that too boring?
You: umm
You: idk if i wanna tell you
You: is that ok?
You: i'm kinda young
You: and dont want to be intimidated
Stranger: o
Stranger: well then
Stranger: well try it like this
Stranger: where do u live?
You: earth
Stranger: T-T
You: somewhere on earth
You: r u some creep
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
You: 16/f/ohio
Stranger: i just wanna kno where u live
You: dont fuck w/ me
Stranger: im from Cali
Stranger: y would i want to fuck with u?
Stranger: im not an internet wierdo
Stranger: im just bored
Stranger: im 19 m California
You: everyone knows that anyone from cali is gay
Stranger: o wow
Stranger: ouch
You: so you make me feel better knowing that
You: i thought u were some creep hitting on girls
You: so whats up
Stranger: nada
Stranger: my friends playing video games
You: i play some video games
Stranger: and im talkin to you and others on aim
Stranger: wat games?
You: umm i play sims, sims 2, sims 3, sim city 2000, sim city 3000, sim city 3000 and beyond
You: that's pretty much it
Stranger: o wow lol
You: what do u play
You: those gay games they have out?
You: my friend wanted me to try them
You: never heard of a gay simulator before
You: i bet your friend knows all about it, are they prety accurate?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: is there something wrong with you?
You: did i get the wrong impression from you?
Stranger: why do u assume that im gay?
You: i thought you were gay, i thought that's what you implied
You: sorry for the insult
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: where did i imply that?
You: you said your friend was playing video games
You: what kind of straight guy plays video games while his buddy tries to pick up chicks on the interweb?
You: especially in cali?
You: lol you are gay
Stranger: first off
Stranger: hes playing
You: your friend doesnt know does he
Stranger: and im watching
Stranger: cuz its a one player game
You: oh i get it
Stranger: second off
You: he's doing the playing role model
Stranger: im not trying to pick up chicks on the internet
You: while you're doing the "watching"
Stranger: i do that well enough here
Stranger: third off
You: you got more interested when i told you my asl
Stranger: ur fucking retarded
Stranger: for even trying to imply that im gay
You: specially considering i'm underaged
You: you've been reported dude
You: ip and everything
Stranger: thats just dandy
You: you should log off soon, but it really doesnt matter
Stranger: report everything
Stranger: idc
Stranger: theres nothing here that states anything about wanting to do anything with you
Stranger: i know this
You: netcom redirects to orange county, and branches out from there
Stranger: bc im a fucking cop retard
You: cops are able to say because instead of bc
Stranger: cops are able to say anything
Stranger: if i decide to abbreviate
Stranger: then i will
You: cops can't call someone a nigger
Stranger: ive called many niggers niggers
Stranger: for that is what they are
You: so, u can't say anthing, even if u were a cop
Stranger: thats a complete fallacy
You: thanks for the log
Stranger: you are completely retarded
You: shit that's your parents paying for you internet isn't it
You: have fun son
Stranger: Fuck fine please don't report this, i didn't even get your name.
You: Enjoy santa monica beach county prison
Stranger: you have to be fucking kidding me.
You: Naw, they like them white boys. Bye
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lolz......

[Hesko23]

ahahhahahahahhahahahahahh at the 2nd one hahahahahahahahahahhahah

[Mr.Demon <3]

Found it on intox huh :P
There some pretty good on their forums :P

[Quir]

Found it on intox huh :P
There some pretty good on their forums :P

/b/

[chef. lack]

Found it on intox huh :P
There some pretty good on their forums :P

didn't even know intox had an omegle thread. you should check out pbnations omegle thread www.pbnation.com (http://www.pbnation.com) . it was started when omegle was newer, so alot more shiesty convos happened =P

[Mr.Demon <3]

ohic :P

[chef. lack]

lol they do have a couple of good ones over there on intox

[.kjære.]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: how are you
You: its saturday!!
You: YAY
Stranger: awesomeeeee u?
You: im fucking great
You: except
You: i accidentially this cup of coffee
You: which kinda ruined my morning
Stranger: D: what happened?
You: well i was just sitting here drinking it when i accidentially the entire thing and now everything is brown
Stranger: lol that sucks
You: have yu ever accidenitally a full cup of steaming hot coffee
You: somtimes when im playing with my penis i accidentially my entire cum bukket
You: but never like this
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and then i sneezed